cutting up a hotdog with scissors: a funny mental image (and other funny ways to manipulate a hotdog)

♪Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight - Dark Souls Soundtrack♪

• cutting it up with scissors
• smashing it in a book
• grinding it up in a mortar and pestle
• huckin' it at a wall
• putting it in a Nintendo switch dock
• crammin' it in a disc drive
• slicing it in an egg slicer
• leaving it under pillow
• trapping it in a balloon
• splicing it garbage disposal
• slamming it in a door
• throwing coins at it
• how many pencils fit inside it?
• placing in box spring
• corkscrewing it
• planting it (halfway out of the dirt)
• putting in a jack-o-lantern
• pickling it
• flushing it down a toilet
• smashing it in a waffling iron
• delivering it to a mailbox
• wrapping it in giftwrap
• hiding it in a piggy bank
• jammin' it in a keyhole
• flattening it with rolling pin
• burning it in toaster
• hiding it in a glove
• stashing it in a glovebox
• hanging it from a fishing rod
• attaching it to a ceiling fan
• preparing it in the bathtub
• dunking it in lemonade
• sneaking it in chocolate milk
• shoving it on your pinky
• impaling it with a straw
• dropping it from great heights
• teeing it up and smacking it with a driver
• blowing it up with a firecracker
• shaving it with belt sander
• two-man-sawing it
• rolling it over with car
• stuffing it in an exhaust pipe
• blasting it with a lawnmower